Saturday, September 17, 2005

XXXXXXX

This listing doesn’t belong here, but I haven’t figured out how to add it to Unreqwerty’d Love without messing up the order or disappearing the entire blog. JUST ANOTHER POV took about fifty hours to assemble, since I posted hundreds of entries titled "XXXXXXX" one at a time and ass-backward. Sorry, but I can’t run the risk of having to do that again. I can't do that again.



PAGE LISTING FOR UNREQWERTY'D LOVE
(song titles in blue)


Page 1 - BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?

Page 2 - I COULD WRITE A BOOK

Page 3 - IMAGINATION

Page 4 - IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT

Page 5 - MÉNAGE À TROIS

Page 6 - OPEN WIDE

Page 7 - BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS

Page 8 - LOOK FOR THE SILVER LINING

Page 9 - A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME

Page 10 - I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM

Page 11 - HEAD COUNT

Page 12 - FOR EVERY MAN THERE'S A WOMAN

Page 13 - DANCING IN THE DARK

Page 14 - DARN THAT DREAM

Page 15 - THE BOY NEXT DOOR

Page 16 - THE FACE I LOVE

Page 17 - AS TIME GOES BY*

Page 18 - LOVE FOR SALE

Page 19 - BY MYSELF / THE OLD MASTER PAINTER

Page 20 - SOON

Page 21 - ALL OF YOU*

Page 22 - ALONE TOGETHER

Page 23 - ANYTHING GOES

Page 24 - YOU GO TO MY HEAD

Page 25 - TEACH ME TONIGHT

Page 26 - AT LONG LAST LOVE / YOU'RE THE TOP

Page 27 - THE NEARNESS OF YOU

Page 28 - CRAZY

Page 29 - CRAZY RHYTHM

Page 30 - INSTANT MESSAGE

Page 31 - INSTANT MESSAGE: URGENT

Page 32 - ON THE STREET WHERE YOU LIVE / HERE'S TO LIFE

Page 33 - EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

Page 34 - SOMEDAY MY PRINCE WILL COME

Page 35 - THREE LITTLE WORDS

Page 36 - ORNITHOLOGY

WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

WHAT'S FOR DINNER, HON?

Page 37 - TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

Page 38 - PICK YOURSELF UP

Page 39 - WATCH WHAT HAPPENS

Page 40 - BUT NOT FOR ME

Page 41 - THE TYGER

THE TYGER ON MEDICATION

Page 42 - SEND IN THE CLONES

Page 43 - JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS

Page 44 - THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC

Page 45 - HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

Page 46 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

Page 47 - RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK

Page 48 - DOUBLE TEAMED

Page 49 - PLAYLIST

Page 50 - JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

Page 51 - LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT

Page 52 - YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING

Page 53 - I'VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN

Page 54 - GUESSING GAME

Page 55 - MY FUNNY VALENTINE

Page 56 - MAD ABOUT THE BOY

Page 57 - THE MAN I LOVE

Page 58 - I TALK TO THE TREES

Page 59 - BOTH SIDES NOW

Page 60 - BEWITCHED, BOTHERED AND BEWILDERED

EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’

Page 61 - I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT LOVE / SOUTH OF
THE BORDER

Page 62 - GETTING TO KNOW YOU

Page 63 - CANDY / A TASTE OF HONEY

Page 64 - WHO'S SORRY NOW?

Page 65 - ASK THE EXPERTS

Page 66 - RELEASE ME

Page 67 - SHAKEN NOT BROKEN

Page 68 - JESSE JACKSON IS IN DA HOUSE!

Page 69 - ILL WIND

Page 70 - FIND THE ONE, FIND THE ONE (lyric line)

Page 71 - I REMEMBER YOU

Page 72 - EVERYTHING I HAVE IS YOURS

Page 73 - BUT BEAUTIFUL

WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER /LOVELY TO LOOK AT /
THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

Page 74 - COME ON-A MY HOUSE

Page 75 - DON'T BLAME ME

Page 76 - DON'T BE CRUEL / BE CAREFUL, IT'S MY HEART

Page 77 - EXACTLY LIKE YOU

Page 78 - TSK, TSK!

Page 79 - YAKITY YAK

Page 80 - ALL THE THINGS YOU ARE

Page 81 - THERE IS NO GREATER LOVE

Page 82 - QUE SERA SERA

Page 83 - YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART / I'M A FOOL TO WANT
YOU

Page 84 - ROCKET MAN

Page 85 - TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT / GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL

Page 86 - TREES

Page 87 - UNFORGETTABLE / ALL OR NOTHING AT ALL

Page 88 - YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT

Page 89 - NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT

Page 90 - SONG OF THE BOATMAN / ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
/LITTLE MAN, YOU'VE HAD A BUSY DAY

Page 91 - FLY ME TO THE MOON

Page 92 - LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE

Page 93 - STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT

Page 94 - FEUDIN' FUSSIN' AND A-FIGHTIN' / CHEEK TO
CHEEK

Page 95 - KISS OF FIRE

Page 96 - I'LL BE AROUND

Page 97 - SPLISH SPLASH

Page 98 - UP, UP AND AWAY

Page 99 - YOU ALWAYS HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE

Page 100 - I GET ALONG WITHOUT YOU VERY WELL

Page 101 - LOVE WALKED IN

Page 102 - ZIPPITY DOO DAH

Page 103 - ANTHROPOOHMORPHIC*

Page 104 - APRIL IN PARIS / JUST A GIGOLO

Page 105 - DAY IN, DAY OUT

Page 106 - COME RAIN OR COME SHINE

Page 107 - SCAREDY CAT

Page 108 - CALL ME

Page 109 - THE GENTLEMAN IS A DOPE

Page 110 - LULLABY OF BIRDLAND

Page 111 - SPRING IS HERE

Page 112 - MEAN TO ME

Page 113 - WHY CAN'T YOU BEHAVE

Page 114 - UNDECIDED

Page 115 - HEATWAVE

Page 116 - I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO CHANGE MY PLAN

Page 117 - BLUES IN THE NIGHT

Page 118 - EIGHT HAIKU FOR KEN

Page 119 - IN LOVE IN VAIN

Page 120 - IT'S MAGIC

Page 121 - LOST IN SPACE FOR FIVE HUNDRED, PLEASE

Page 122 - GIRL OF MY DREAMS

Page 123 - MY PRAYER

Page 124 - MY HEART BELONGS TO DADDY

Page 125 - I'VE GOT MY LOVE TO KEEP ME WARM / LET IT
SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW / WALKIN’
IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

Page 126 - BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN / TONIGHT WE LOVE

Page 127 - PROGRESS REPORT

Page 128 - THE OLD POET

Page 129 - KNOCK ME A KISS

Page 130 - THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU

I WISHED ON THE MOON / I CAN DREAM, CAN'T I?

Page 131 - THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND

Page 132 - LOVE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

Page 133 - YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME

Page 134 - AROUND THE WORLD

Page 135 - GRAY'S(STRIKETHROUGH) BROWN'S ANATOMY

Page 136 – GOT A DATE WITH AN ANGEL*

Page 137 - LOVE LETTERS IN THE SAND

Page 138 - GHOST WRITERS IN THE SKY

Page 139 - PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I'M GONE*

Page 140 - BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA

Page 141 - FASCINATION

Page 142 - ZING WENT THE STRINGS OF MY HEART

Page 143 - NOT ME

Page 144 - YES I SAID YES I WILL YES

Page 145 - ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY

Page 146 - CIRCLING THE DRAIN

Page 147 - FROM YOUR UNCOY WOULD-BE MISTRESS

Page 148 - LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION

Page 149 - TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME

Page 150 - FOOLS RUSH IN

Page 151 - THIS IS JUST TO SAY (by Ken Brown)

Page 152 - THIS IS JUST TO SAY (by Connie Bryson)

Page 153 - MANAGE À TROIS

Page 154 - T.S. IDIOT'S ASS

Page 155 - TOO LATE NOW

Page 156 - MEMO TO PRINCE(STRIKETHROUGH) FROG FROM SNOW WHITE
Page 157 - HUMBLE PIE FOR THE PIZZA GUY

Page 158 - HAIR SHIRT

Page 159 - TWO TO TANGO

Page 160 - WHO, MOI?

Page 161 - ALL BY MYSELF / AM I BLUE?

Page 162 - THE END OF A LOVE AFFAIR / DON'T WORRY 'BOUT
ME / I WILL SURVIVE / I’M GONNA WASH THAT
MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR / GONNA GET ALONG
WITHOUT YA NOW

Page 163 - IT'S ALL IN THE GAME

Page 164 - VAYA CON DIOS

Page 165 - DETOUR AHEAD




Tuesday, September 13, 2005

xxxxxxx

HEADS UP TO KEN, MY READERS AND ALL YOU LAWYERS OUT THERE:

 
A DISCLAIMER:

The first book is mainly of interest to poets and serious readers of poetry (are there any left?).  If you’re not into poetry, scroll. The second book is, um, revelatory, but I assure you I revealed nothing about Ken that he didn't make flamboyantly public in chat and on the boards. The man is a professional writer and an exhibitionist. He would “out”  himself in chat  and then post at length about the false and malicious rumors I was spreading about him. Just want you to know, I regard our telephone conversations, emails and IM's as private communications. I didn't and wouldn't include them or refer to them in any way in  Unreqwerty'd Love. Anything I say about Ken was first said by him, many times, about himself, on the dating website.

xxxxxxx

ANOTHER DISCLAIMER  …….. just one short little personal email.



Yoplait,
 
 
Check out my books on http://deeplip.blogspot.com. I couldn't wait for the hard copy.
 
And honey, when you read about yourself, remember that you made public on the board and in chat intimate details (whether true or false) about your life, and your, um, person. Our many telephone conversations, emails and IM's would have  provided some very juicy tidbits, but they were off limits - as were my hundreds of emails and IM's with Kerry.  I respect people's expectation of privacy. Even yours. Dang, play -  I am so much nicer than you are. You are a miserable fuck ....... but so smart, so sexy, so funny. I still love you.
 
 
Belle
 
 
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