Sunday, December 31, 2006

The Death of Saddam Hussein

Current mood: sickened

News and Politics

Wow, that was quick! It takes forever to execute condemned prisoners in the USA. Outsourcing Saddam Hussein's execution guaranteed that there would be no lengthy appeals.

The European Union has banned the death penalty. Countries and territories still using capital punishment include Afghanistan, the Bahamas, China, Cuba, Egypt, India, Iran, Iraq, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, North and South Korea, Libya, Malaysia, Pakistan, Rwanda, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Sudan, Syria, Thailand, Uganda, and Vietnam - and, of course, the United States of America.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

"Can I Get A Witness?"

Current mood: disappointed

Category: News and Politics

As usual, they got it all wrong: Gerald Ford should be lying in state at the Apollo and James Brown reposing in the Capitol Rotunda.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

O My Beloved, Your Wish Is My Command

Current mood: besotted

Category: Romance and Relationships

tell me of soft winds and not so muted birdsounds in the upper reaches of your aerie. grapeleaves stuffed with spiced and fried hummous, raisins and pinenuts. silken drapes falling off one by one as you spin around me making yourself nude for my pleasure.

I will spin slowly and awkwardly, discarding my T-shirt, windpants, socks, bra and underpants very carefully, so as not to trip and break any bones. I may have to incorporate some hopping into the routine, but once naked I will submit to any and all sexual demands. And then it's your turn, Gander.

(Deeplip/aka Goose)