Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Drip ... drip ... drip .......

Q: What is trickle-down economics?

A: It's a bunch of rich guys pissing on you when you're down and out.

Saturday, December 11, 2010


My new name for our perfidious prez.

Sunday, December 05, 2010

Stop the Music

Those fucking chipmunks!
And what's worse is
all the carols
have four verses.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Buyer's Remorse

Just realized Barack Obama's initials stand for "bend over". How fitting.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Flying Without Wings

I had a parakeet named Pete
who said to me one day,
Teach me how to meditate
like a lark who is learning to pray.

I told him, First, you fold your feet.
Then close your eyes and say
over and over (repeat, repeat)
"Namaste ... namaste ... namaste".

For weeks the chanting parakeet
could only rock and sway.
But one day he started to levitate
and he blissfully floated away.