Drip ... drip ... drip .......


Q: What is trickle-down economics?

A: It's a bunch of rich guys pissing on you when you're down and out.

Fauxbama


My new name for our perfidious prez.

Stop the Music


Those fucking chipmunks!
And what's worse is
all the carols
have four verses.

Buyer's Remorse


Just realized Barack Obama's initials stand for "bend over". How fitting.

Flying Without Wings


I had a parakeet named Pete
who said to me one day,
Teach me how to meditate
like a lark who is learning to pray.

I told him, First, you fold your feet.
Then close your eyes and say
over and over (repeat, repeat)
"Namaste ... namaste ... namaste".

For weeks the chanting parakeet
could only rock and sway.
But one day he started to levitate
and he blissfully floated away.