Tiger, Tiger, taking flight
In the middle of the night.
What athletic Nordic maid
Dare pull him from his Escalade?

Why Won't Tiger Talk to the Cops?


By Soraya Roberts DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Monday, November 30th 2009, 7:45 AM

Cops are stepping up an investigation into whether an act of domestic violence occurred in Tiger’s lair. The Florida Highway Patrol is seeking a search warrant to find out if Tiger Woods’ wounds are consistent with a car accident or an assault, The request comes after Woods and wife Elin Nordegren cancelled an interview with police officers for a third time.

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He's growing a beard.

Don't Quit Your Day Job, Sam Iamb

It takes a special sort of man
To write a poem that doesn't scan,
And post it on the message board.
Far better that it be ignored,
Since rhyme alone will not suffice,
Just stick to prose is my advice

Spelling Bees are for Sissies



India to memorize victims of Mumbai terror attacks on first anniversary

NEW DELHI, Nov. 25 (Xinhua) -- India will hold a series of activities Thursday to commemorate the first anniversary of the Mumbai attacks which killed more than 170 people, reported the Indo-Asian News Service on Wednesday.

The events will include a candle-light vigil, a police parade, an all-religion prayer meet at the Gateway of India in central Mumbai, facing the Taj Mahal Hotel which was controlled by the terrorists one year ago for three days, said the report.

The busy little bumblebee
Flits from flower to flower
She drinks the nectar when it's sweet
Not when it is sour.

Crouching Typo, Hidden Meaning


From TIMESONLINE:

The Palestinian leadership today accused the United States of “back-peddling” on the key issue of Israeli settlement growth in the West Bank after Hillary Clinton, the visiting Secretary of State, suddenly praised Israel’s prime minister for making “unprecedented” concessions on the issue.

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"Back-peddling" works for me.