Friday, August 27, 2010

Too Little, Too Late


Ken Mehlman, President Bush's campaign manager in 2004 and a former chairman of the Republican National Committee, has told family and associates that he is gay.


Big deal. Everyone knew Mehlman was gay. That's what made his actions so despicable. If I may coin a phrase, people who live in glass closets shouldn't throw stones.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Morning Ablutions

I step into the shower
and wish I had a man
to wash all the places I can't reach
and some of the places I can.
Location, Location, Location


Archbishop Offers to Mediate Islamic Center Controversy
Javier C. Hernandez
Published: August 18, 2010

Archbishop Timothy M. Dolan, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church in New York, said Wednesday that he would gladly help mediate between the proponents and critics of an Islamic center and mosque planned for a site two blocks from ground zero.


I say build a new Catholic Church on the proposed site in lower Manhattan and let the Muslims move into St. Patrick's Cathedral in midtown.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Thinking Ahead

We're fighting two wars, at a cost of trillions of dollars. It's critical that we raise taxes on the rich. How else can we afford to invade Iran?

Monday, August 09, 2010

Count Your Blessings

CNN TV: They stole his bike. They stole his lap-top, too. The interviewer asked him if it was a special laptop "in Braille". The on-screen caption read "Thieves steal bike from blind student". Thank God they didn't steal his car.