Thursday, May 05, 2011

Hand Over Heart

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of Planet Earth.
And to the people for which it stands
One world, indivisible.
With liberty and justice for all.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Our Fearless Leader

Obama draws a line in the sand, and waits for the Republicans to cross it. Then he draws another line.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Change You Can Believe In

The shocking transformation of Barack Obama.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

That's Why The Donald is a Tramp

Trump is a successful entrepreneur who pulled himself up by his father's bootstraps. As the saying goes, he was born on third base, and thinks he hit a triple. When he recites his "rags to riches" story, I want to gag.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011


You say "it can't happen here"? Think again. The nuclear catastrophe in Japan was not caused by an earthquake. It was not caused by a tsunami. It was caused by a power failure which followed these events.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Charlie Sheen's Sheenanigans

CNN's top headline: "Charlie Sheen adds 5 more shows to 'Torpedo of Truth' tour". I call it the "Suppository of Self-Destruction" tour. Can't he and Mel Gibson just go hug some trees?


Saturday, March 05, 2011

The Missionary Position

I just googled "United States Military AND mission" and got 77,900,000 results.

That says it all.