All Out Of Ken Dolls? Wrap Up His Evil Twin -- I'll Take Him!


Current mood: tumescent

Category: Romance and Relationships


SONG OF THE BOATMAN / ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT / LITTLE MAN, YOU'VE HAD A BUSY DAY*



I'm in love

with two old men

and don't know what to do.



One's the man

I thought was Ken.

The other one is you.



* the little man in the boat works double shifts, seven days a week. He's a workaholic, like me - and he hasn't taken a day off since 1950. I wish I could fire his ass.



(From Deeplip's novella-in-verse, Unreqwerty'd Love: the story of belle and play.)