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Category: News and Politics
DHS Official Charged in Online Seduction
By MICHELLE SPITZER, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 32 minutes ago (Yahoo! News)
A deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was charged with using a computer to seduce a child after authorities said he struck up sexual conversations with an undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl.
Brian J. Doyle, 55, the fourth-ranking official in the department's public affairs office, was expected to be placed on administrative leave Wednesday.
"He said last night that he was going to waive extradition. If he does that, we may have him back by the end of the week," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Wednesday. "He could get to court today and some lawyer may say 'no, you don't want to do that.' The bottom line is we don't know when he's coming back."
Authorities arrested Doyle on Tuesday at his Silver Spring, Md., home as he was online with the "girl." The undercover detective had called Doyle at work and said she got a Web camera, as he had asked her to do, and wanted to test it out, said Carrie Rodgers, Polk County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman.
"He said he would get on the computer when he got home from work so we knew he would be on," Rodgers said. "When (police) went to his door, he was on the computer in the middle of a conversation with the girl."
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A conversation was not all he was in the middle of. The guys running the Department of Homeland Security can't find their ass with both hands, but here's one who at least can find his dick. That's a start.
(Deeplip)
Update:
He sent her pornographic movie clips, as well as non-sexual photos of himself, officials said. One of the photos, released by the sheriff's office, shows Doyle in what appears to be DHS headquarters. He is wearing a Homeland Security pin on his lapel and a lanyard that says "TSA." (My italics)
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Not nearly as awe-inspiring as Bush's flamboyant, fly-boy "Mission Accomplished" photo, but good enough to impress a fourteen-year-old girl. He probably keeps a framed copy next to his PC, near the baby lotion.
My brother suggested a caption: "Emission Accomplished".
Current mood: schadenfreude-ish
Category: News and Politics
DHS Official Charged in Online Seduction
By MICHELLE SPITZER, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 32 minutes ago (Yahoo! News)
A deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was charged with using a computer to seduce a child after authorities said he struck up sexual conversations with an undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl.
Brian J. Doyle, 55, the fourth-ranking official in the department's public affairs office, was expected to be placed on administrative leave Wednesday.
"He said last night that he was going to waive extradition. If he does that, we may have him back by the end of the week," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Wednesday. "He could get to court today and some lawyer may say 'no, you don't want to do that.' The bottom line is we don't know when he's coming back."
Authorities arrested Doyle on Tuesday at his Silver Spring, Md., home as he was online with the "girl." The undercover detective had called Doyle at work and said she got a Web camera, as he had asked her to do, and wanted to test it out, said Carrie Rodgers, Polk County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman.
"He said he would get on the computer when he got home from work so we knew he would be on," Rodgers said. "When (police) went to his door, he was on the computer in the middle of a conversation with the girl."
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A conversation was not all he was in the middle of. The guys running the Department of Homeland Security can't find their ass with both hands, but here's one who at least can find his dick. That's a start.
(Deeplip)
Update:
He sent her pornographic movie clips, as well as non-sexual photos of himself, officials said. One of the photos, released by the sheriff's office, shows Doyle in what appears to be DHS headquarters. He is wearing a Homeland Security pin on his lapel and a lanyard that says "TSA." (My italics)
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Not nearly as awe-inspiring as Bush's flamboyant, fly-boy "Mission Accomplished" photo, but good enough to impress a fourteen-year-old girl. He probably keeps a framed copy next to his PC, near the baby lotion.
My brother suggested a caption: "Emission Accomplished".
posted by Deeplip at 8:35 AM
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