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Category: Romance and Relationships


Don't Hurt Your Hand, Old Man - You Need It To Type With! (Haiku)

If Ken Brown's boner
"cuts glass", as he says it does,
he should wear work gloves.

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Is Ken trolling for trollops on Delicious Demon? I guess it doesn't matter if he calls out PS Art's name as he's rubbing one out. Any port in a storm. And at seventy, he's a little long in the tooth to be cybering anyone on MySpace.


(Deeplip, who is standing by with her First Aid Kit.)

UPDATE:

That's not sour grapes you smell, Ken - it's massage oil.

Surely you won't begrudge some other old man the pleasure of my company - especially after you so publicly disavowed me.

BUT NOT FOR ME


If you tried

to be nice

you wouldn't know how.

If I wanted

your ass

I'd have it by now.

(From Deeplip's novella-in-verse, Unreqwerty'd Love: the story of belle and play.)