Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Winning The Battle, Losing The War (from MySpace)

Current mood: serenely detached

Category: Romance and Relationships

"I'd say I'm batting a thousand."

(Ken Brown, Delicious Demon, 9/05)

Are you sure you aren't "battling" a thousand? You are so combative.

I remember when you posted derisively (on a dating website, of all places) that "happiness was a warm puppy". I responded that either "puppy" was a double typo or you definitely had the wrong household pet.

You need to get you some lovin', old man. Sex is optional. Skin isn't.