Monday, February 27, 2006

Oops! My Bad! (from MySpace)

Current mood: 1984-ish

Category: News and Politics

Hunting accidents like Dick Cheney's recent "friendly fire" fiasco will soon be a thing of the past. Thanks to what the government calls "the hottest new technology since the bar code", we'll all be as easy to locate as a lost pet.

Everyone will have a microchip (RFID) implanted in his upper arm - a tiny GPS transponder embedded in the triceps muscle, which constantly broadcasts his exact location.

A new generation of computerized weapons will be able to "read" this information, making it easy for hunters to avoid hitting the wrong target.

Cheney's not a candidate for an implant. It would interfere with his pacemaker. He'd need an external device, capable of broadcasting signals from outside his body. An ankle bracelet is cumbersome, and Cheney has circulatory problems in both legs. How about a suppository with a six-foot cord?
12:14 PM - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos

Comment by "Pun Intended":


Posted by Pun Intended on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:04 AM

Replie to Pun's Comment:

There might not be room for a suppository, since Bush's head is already up there, but maybe with a little patience ..... and a lot of lubrication ..................

Posted by Connie on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:16 AM