Monday, February 27, 2006

Damaged Goods? (from Myspace)

Current mood: amused

Category: Life

One of Ken's "friends" sometimes posts a provocative picture of herself on a bed, face down, butt slightly elevated. She's wearing lacy, white, see-through panties, and at ground zero, there is an enormous dark circle. I'm hoping it isn't what I think it is, but what else could it be?

When you're only nineteen, if it's big enough to drive a double - wide through, maybe you should opt for black silk panties. Or sit on it.

Nobody wants to throw a hot dog down a hallway.