Saturday, June 10, 2006

Semantics 101

Current mood: candid

Category: Romance and Relationships

What if you're a man who sleeps with men, but hates the idea of being gay - - or bi?

No problem. If you have sex with pre-op transexuals who define themselves as women, and who look and dress and act like women, then you are, by definition, straight.

After all, it isn't as if you were having sex with a man.

You get to have your cock and eat it, too.

(Deeplip, who eschews labels, but believes that men who are half-way in and half-way out of the closet should refrain from representing themselves as "straight" when they post their profiles on MySpace*)

*It causes no end of confusion.