Sunday, May 28, 2006

Delicious Demon Wants To Know


Current mood: impish

Category: Life




1) What is your favorite word?

Ken.


2) What is your least favorite word?

That's a tie between Jack Daniel's and manic depression.


3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Life in general.


4) What turns you off?

Knowing I can't live forever.


5) What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck.


6) What sound or noise do you love?

My Hitachi Magic Wand.


7) What sound or noise do you hate?

Loud, bad music coming out of ten dollar wall speakers at Bally's Fitness Center.


8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Stand-up comic.


9) What profession would you not like to attempt?

Stripper.


10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"I see you've accumulated some frequent fryer miles. You can use them to visit Ken in Hell. He's in the seventh circle, all the way down and two doors to the left."