The Sexiest Woman Alive



According To FHM magazine (yes, I had to google it, and so can you) Angelina Jolie has been dethroned by Scarlett Johansson, who is barely out of her teens.

I feel a rant coming on about the age thing, but I'll try to stifle myself and say something nice about her. After all, it's not her fault she's young and beautiful.


But there's a problem:


I'd rather not blog
about Scarlett Johansson

I can't find a rhyme
for her name except Manson,

and both Charles and Marilyn
give me the creeps.

Too bad I can't pair her
with two other peeps.



(Deeplip, who has made only thirty four cents today and needs some ads and some clicks, dammit.)