Pull My Daisy

Pull my daisy
tip my cup
all my doors are open
Cut my thoughts
for coconuts
all my eggs are broken.

(Kerouac, Ginsberg and Cassaday)



Pull My Finger

Pull my finger
kiss my grits
all my lines are busy
Cut my seams
for Krispy Kremes
dance me till I'm dizzy.

(Deeplip, who often writes bad poetry but is rarely guilty of pseudo-profundity.)