Monday, February 27, 2006

That's Why They Pay Me The Big Bucks
(from MySpace)

Current mood: smart ass

Category: Life


Charlemagne and Charles Martel
Alas, poor Deeplip knew them well!
Sophocles and Pericles
(She crammed for those damned SATs)
Malthus, Mather, Proust, Cezanne,
Galileo, Thomas Mann,
Darwin, Locke and Thomas More,
Louis VII and Eleanor.
Now at last it's payback time.
She knows how to make them rhyme.

(Deeplip, who didn't study for the S.A.T.s, but says she did, because it's her poem and she can lie if she wants to.)