Today's post on myspace.com:

Where Are All The Old Men? Current mood: horny

Category: Romance and Relationships


Just got a message from a seventeen year old boy in Maryland, who says, "i want to make u wet". He cuts right to the chase, doesn't he? His picture is similarly unencumbered with unnecessary and distracting details. He displays a close up shot of his six-pack abs. Just a torso doesn't give me much to fantasize about, but after reading his profile, I know a lot more about him. For example, I know he drinks Ginger Ale and wears red and white Nikes. It sounds like a match made in heaven. Should I pay for his bus fare to New Jersey? No. I can't wait until school's out. I want somebody right now.