Only Eight More Days Until January 2nd!


I've got an idea for a song. Actually it's a medley of two songs - Silent Night and White Christmas - and it's called Silent Christmas. Get my drift?

And I wrote a couple of Yuletide poems:

A CHRISTMAS POEM

Those fucking chipmunks!
And what's worse is
all the carols
have four verses.



REVENGE OF THE NON - BELIEVERS


A different kind of Christmas
A topsy-turvy day
Santa's in the manger
Jesus drives a sleigh
The toys are in the chimney
And there, for all to see
Rudolph's screwing Mommy
Underneath the tree