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Billy Joel: Alexa will be fine; mom is with her

December 5, 2009 By NEWSDAY STAFF

Billy Joel said his daughter will recover after law enforcement sources said they responded to a report of a suicidal female at Alexa Ray Joel's Greenwich Village apartment Saturday afternoon.

Joel told Newsday Saturday night that he was deeply shaken but that his daughter was never in any danger because she got to a hospital quickly.

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Never in any danger? She tried to kill herself, and if her roommate hadn't discovered her, she might have died.

Somebody needs to pull Billy Joel's head out of his ass, and get him some help, before Alexa tries it again, and succeeds.