Sunday, August 23, 2009

Getting Away With Murder Just Got Easier


Murdered Model Identified By Implants

When Jasmine Fiore's body was discovered in a dumpster in Buena Park, Ca. her fingers had been cut off and all of her teeth had been pulled out, but thanks to the serial number in her breast implants, Police were able to identify her and start the investigation into her death. "We actually have had several cases where we identified the victim or the defendant in that way," Orange County District Attorney spokeswoman Susan Schroeder tells People. She says implants carry serial numbers "because of the potential for recalls."


Susan Schroeder's job is going to get a lot harder. Thanks to her press release, savvy killers will lop off the breasts of women with implants before dumping them, fingerless and toothless, in the trash.