Wednesday, April 02, 2008

"Gonna Fly Now"

Just in time for the Pennsylvania Primary, the "Gonna Cry Now" candidate has morphed into yet another persona - this time the "never say-die, never-give-up" boxer Rocky Balboa.

He lost that first fight, as I remember. But Hillary would have won.

She'd have thrown the pugilistic equivalent of the kitchen sink at Apollo Creed - head butts, rabbit punches, low blows - and after the final round, if she was still behind on points, she'd hit him on the head with a stool as he walked to his corner.