I'm Not Hearin' It


Whatever possessed Ameritrade to choose Dennis Hopper as their spokesman? Couldn't they find a baby boomer to stand in the middle of the desert and snarl, "Did ya think fifty's the new forty? Get real!"

Does Ameritrade think seventy-two is the new fifty? Get real! And get Hopper's annoying old ass out of the desert, before he dries up and blows away.


(Deeplip)