Phone Sex


I got a phone call last night from Hillary Clinton's vagina. Actually, her vagina wasn't talking, it was a recorded message, telling me that I had "a chance to make history" for myself, my daughters and my grand-daughters.

We'd all be "walking a little taller", said her vagina. As the message played on, I was prompted several times to "press one", but I didn't want her vagina to call my unlisted, do-not-call phone again, so I hung up.

I'm voting for Barack Obama, and not because he has a penis - although I'm sure he has a nice one. Voting for Hillary because she's a woman is just as sexist as not voting for her because she's a woman. Her cynical "woman-to-woman" appeal is a step backward, not forward, for gender equality.