Tuesday, June 05, 2007


Current mood: forgiving

Category: Writing and Poetry

Different Strokes

Had I four legs
instead of two,
perhaps I would appeal to you.

Were I your
Mother, Aunt, or Sis,
I might get more than just a kiss.

And you might think me
if only I ate excrement.

Those clips I found
on my PC?
("Bad Girls of Bestiality")

They told me why
we don't make love.
Alas, I'm none of the above.