Sunday, March 18, 2007

The Nonsense Continues

Current mood: weirded-out

Category: News and Politics

From YAHOO! Entertainment:

Blanchett Could Be 'Indy's' Next Love

Saturday March 17 4:13 PM ET

Cate Blanchett is in negotiations to star opposite Harrison Ford in the long-awaited fourth installment of the "Indiana Jones" series, her publicist confirmed Saturday.

"She is in negotiations, yes," publicist Lisa Kasteler told The Associated Press. She did not elaborate.


Bad move. Blanchett is thirty-seven -- a mere twenty-seven years younger than ruggedly handsome and virile Harrison Ford. Couldn't they get Scarlett Johansson? She's forty-two years younger than he is --- barely out of her teens, and a better match than the aging Blanchett.

Fortunately, when the fifth installment in the Indiana Jones series is filmed, Dakota Fanning will be old enough to co-star.

I can't wait.