Friday, October 14, 2005



When the terrorists
annihilate us
we'll die happy.
All the men will have
huge, rock-hard erections
and all the women
will be thrilled.
Everyone will have
an advanced degree.
We'll all be ordained
ministers and
everybody's mortgage
will be approved
at the lowest rate.
There will be
candy dishes filled
with Vicodan
and Valium
to sedate us as
we watch the first images
of mass destruction
on free cable TV.

Life is good.