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THE POT IS CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK



The pot is calling the kettle black.
It may or may not be true.
The kettle answers the pot right back,
I'm not as black as you.


It may or may not be true.
It's difficult to say.
If the kettle decided to sue,
the pot might win the day


It's difficult to say
who's black and who is not.
You can't get DNA from
a kettle or a pot.


Who's black and who is not?
We will never know.
The kettle hates the pot.
Alas, ‘twas always so.


We will never know
who started the attack.
Back and forth they go!
The pot is calling the kettle black.