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ASK THE EXPERTS



ASK ANY TRIAL LAWYER    (HAIKU)

You can duck and dodge.
You can run like hell, but you
can't unring a belle.


ASK ANY ECONOMIST    (HAIKU)

It is true that two
people can live in your head
as  cheaply as one.


ASK ANY CHINESE PSYCHIATRIST   (HAIKU)

Whenever you point
finger at somebody, three
fingers point to you.


ASK ANY DENTIST    (HAIKU)

Filing down those fangs
of hers would be risky, but
I'd recommend it.


ASK ANY MATCHMAKER   (HAIKU)

Other than the fact
that Belle’s too good for you, I'd
say she's a keeper.