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BUT BEAUTIFUL


i have no
compunction about
about showing readers
my wardrobe malfunction
the twins not only pass
inspection, they could
give a dead man
an erection




WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER / LOVELY TO LOOK AT / THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS


Books of verse
(so I’ve been told)
don’t include a centerfold.

I thought mine
was in good taste:
Semi-nude (above the waist).

Nothing crude
but to a prude
even semi-nude is lewd.

Publishers are
hard to find.
So I covered my behind

Pulled the picture
(just in case)
and wrote this poem to take its place.

Those who’d like
to see my breasts
can email me with their requests.