Hillary's Prayer


Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And let there be an accident
So I can be the president



(Deeplip)

Update: In the unlikely event that Hillary is chosen as Obama's running mate and they win the election, her prayer will be modified as follows:


Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If Bam should die before I wake
Then thankfully, his job I'll take