THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR


Ken definitely has a thing for "chicks with dicks". Maybe that's why he tells people I have something extra goin' on down there. I'm flattered, but I've got only the standard issue female naughty bits. I wish I did have a penis. I'd have it surgically removed and packed in dry ice. Apparently, Ken's own equipment is either defective or missing. At least, that's what he says. Trust me, if I were "packing", Mr. Happy would soon be on a medical helicopter on its way to Bay Ridge.