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FEUDIN’, FUSSIN’ AND A-FIGHTIN’ / CHEEK TO CHEEK  (HAIKU)



Saving face is a

piece of cake when somebody

is sitting on it.








LET’S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF




You say beef jerky

and I say Tofurky®.

You use intoxicants.

I take anti-oxidants.

Jerky, furky

tofu, turkey -

Sounds like a plan to me!