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LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION   (HAIKU)



You say your life stinks
and I believe you, old man.
And I feel your pain.

You need to let go
of what you're holding on to,
but there's a problem.

You can't climb out of
that garbage can because your
head's stuck up your ass.

It's impossible
for you to unkink yourself
in a garbage can.

Have you considered
a dumpster? There's probably
one right on your block.

Keep moving, old man,
and you'll end up with a prime
piece of ………… real estate.